Quote from Phil in Punkin Chunkin
Phil: [aside to camera] If I had a son, I'd want him to be like Kenneth Ploufe. Claire: You do have a son. Phil: When we first moved in here, he was the sweet kid who lived next door. Claire: Mm, the weird kid who lived next door, but Phil always had a soft spot for him because Kenneth sort of looked up to him. Phil: I wouldn't say hero. Claire: And yet you did. Phil: Well, you weren't going to. Claire's always had some issues with Kenneth. Claire: He would stare at me a little too long. Phil: Can you blame him? You used to dress sexy back then.