Phil: [aside to camera] If I had a son, I'd want him to be like Kenneth Ploufe.
Claire: You do have a son.
Phil: When we first moved in here, he was the sweet kid who lived next door.
Claire: Mm, the weird kid who lived next door, but Phil always had a soft spot for him because Kenneth sort of looked up to him.
Phil: I wouldn't say hero.
Claire: And yet you did.
Phil: Well, you weren't going to. Claire's always had some issues with Kenneth.
Claire: He would stare at me a little too long.
Phil: Can you blame him? You used to dress sexy back then.