Julian: You undressed in front of me. You squeezed my arm. You asked me for a massage. What was all that?
Claire: That was that was me safely objectifying a gay person.
Holly: Wow, Claire! When I wrote "don't ever change" in your yearbook, I didn't mean it like this.
Claire: Oh, ease up, Holly. Okay, I lied. I lied, but I get one night to myself, and I just wanted to spend it with some fun gay people. It's not my fault this one decided to be straight.
Julian: I've always been straight.
Claire: Oh, you don't get to talk! I took fashion advice from you! Oh, my God. Do I even look good in this dress? No. Not you. It's really short, isn't it?
Holly: It's short.
Claire: Yeah.