Quote from Luke in Door to Door
Luke: We need to do it again. Phil: Oh, I would, buddy, but, uh, your mom's all over me to change a bunch of lightbulbs. Luke: How many moms does it take to screw on a lightbulb? Phil: I don't know. Luke: None, 'cause they get you to do it, sucker. [aside to camera:] Phil: I laughed, but it hurt a little.