Claire: Where's Mom?
Jay: Yeah, let's get the weirdness over with.
Mitchell: I thought she was coming with you.
Claire: Oh, no, no. I haven't seen Mom since- Let's see- Oh, she made out with my ex-boyfriend last night.
Jay: What?
Claire: Yeah.
Mitchell: No, my God.
Claire: Yeah, yeah. And then she took off with him didn't come back to the house until after I was asleep. And then this morning left a cute little note that said, "Having breakfast with Robbie."