Quote from Phil in Mother Tucker
Claire: So, Haley, how long have I been paying this guy to make out with you? Haley: Uh, about a week. First it was just to shut him up, but now I'm starting to like him. Claire: If you really like him though, you have to break up with Dylan. Phil: What? No! Claire: Believe me. And it's best for everybody if you just do it quickly. Phil: I can't believe we're having this conversation. He's like part of the family.