Haley: So, what are you saying?
Phil: Uh... Um...
Claire: You're not getting a car.
Haley: But I won.
Phil: Yes, but we never thought you would.
Haley: So?
Claire: So Congratulations on your victory. Nobody can ever take that away from you.
Phil: So true.
Haley: But I spent two days in my room, talking to a bar of soap. It's not fair.
Phil: It's totally not fair.
Claire: We're outraged.
Phil: Bad parenting.
Haley: But we had a deal.
Phil: Which, in hindsight, was utter nonsense.