Luke: Look what I built, Dad. Dunphy Towers. 200 condos, a happy family in every one.
Phil: Way to go, buddy. I gotta hand it to you, honey. Twenty-four hours without video games he's already contributing to society.
Luke: [knocking cans over] Die! Die!
Claire: To be fair, he's using his imagination.
Luke: [high-pitched voice] "There's no fire escapes! They cut corners!" I'll cut your corners!