Gloria: Your dog doesn't stop barking all morning, all night. He wakes my son up, and he needs his sleep.
Larry: It's not my dog. It's my soon-to-be ex-wife's. She moved out three weeks ago.
Jay: Is she coming back for it?
Larry: Not unless it starts crapping money.
Gloria: Well, you need to do something about the dog.
Larry: The dog is old and stupid.
Manny: Who are you really mad at, Larry the dog or your wife?