Quote from Phil in Strangers on a Treadmill
Phil: Good evening. I would not be here tonight if not for the hard work of the SCARB board of trustees... [aside to camera:] Phil: I didn't have my jokes. What choice does a guy have but to play it straight? [back:] Phil: The support of my family and Gil Thorpe's colon. [crowd laughs] [aside to camera:] Phil: But Phil Dunphy is no straight guy.