Quote from Phil in Strangers on a Treadmill
Phil: [aside to camera] Tonight is the SCARB. Claire: The Southern California Annual Realtor's Banquet. Phil: I think they know what it is. Claire: Mm-hmm. Phil: It's the mother of all residential real estate banquets. Now, for the last five years Gil Thorpe has hosted but, as luck would have it he's having a sketchy-looking polyp removed so they've asked me to fill in. See what I did? Claire: Oh, yeah. Phil: Fill. You think I should open with that? Claire: You betcha. You should.