Claire: I'm gonna call your dad, and he's gonna tell me how to fix this.
Haley: Oh, my God! It's Dad.
Claire: Where?
Haley: Right there, behind Kobe.
Claire: Oh, Kobe? How weird is this! Quick. Quick, tell me something to say that will freak him out.
Haley: Tell him I'm pregnant.
Claire: No, not gonna say that. [line ringing] Okay, here we go. How funny is this!
[Claire sees Phil look at his phone, reject the call and put it back in his pocket]
Haley: Well, that was pretty funny.