Claire: Oh, my God.
Haley: I'm so sorry.
Claire: Oh, my God. Wow. What were you thinking?
Haley: One of the kids had an I.D., and she bought some drinks. Mm-hmm. I tried one, and then another one. It was stupid.
Claire: Yes. Yes, it was stupid, but you are really lucky that this did not end as badly as it could have. This is why we always say to you when you drink, you make bad decisions.
Haley: I know, I know. I just- [sighs]
Claire: One minute you're having wine coolers at homecoming, and the next the game of Truth or Claire sweeps your high school.
Haley: Thanks for not yelling at me.
Claire: Oh, honey. That would just be cruel. I'II wait till you feel better to yell.