Claire Quote #85
Claire: Oh, my God.
Haley: I'm so sorry.
Claire: Oh, my God. Wow. What were you thinking?
Haley: One of the kids had an I.D., and she bought some drinks. Mm-hmm. I tried one, and then another one. It was stupid.
Claire: Yes. Yes, it was stupid, but you are really lucky that this did not end as badly as it could have. This is why we always say to you when you drink, you make bad decisions.
Haley: I know, I know. I just- [sighs]
Claire: One minute you're having wine coolers at homecoming, and the next the game of Truth or Claire sweeps your high school.
Haley: Thanks for not yelling at me.
Claire: Oh, honey. That would just be cruel. I'II wait till you feel better to yell.
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Cameron: [aside to camera] When Mitchell and I first met, I may have exaggerated my interest in adventurous travel by implying that I had any. But it's one of the things he loves most about me, and I can't tell him the truth now. It would be like Lewis telling Clark that he didn't like to walk. Side note: We're very good friends with a couple named Lewis and Clark. Clark bought a big, sparkly belt in New Orleans that he calls his Louisiana Purchase.
Quote from Phil
Phil: [aside to camera] In nature, fathers are known to eat their young. Is it because they're delicious? No. It's because they want to give their female- bear, giraffe, what have you- the honeymoon they never had. Just to be clear, I'm not condoning eating your kids, but I sure as heck know why giraffes do it.
Claire: What?