Haley: [to Luke] You know, I'm gonna kill you.
Claire: Haley, calm down.
Haley: Wait, you're not even gonna yell at him? That was private.
Claire: Oh, please. The most shocking thing in there was your spelling.
Haley: You read it too?
Alex: Am I the only one who hasn't read it?
Claire: I was looking through the computers in the house for pornography.
Haley: Sick.
Claire: Not for me. I wanted to see what you guys are looking at.