Quote from Phil in Not in My House
Phil: [on the phone] Just a second, Derek. [to the girls] What is the problem? Haley: Alex read my journal. Alex: I did not! Why would I even want to read your stupid journal? Haley: Because it contains the details of a life, and you don't have one! Alex: Oh! Phil: Alex, don't read Haley's journal. [on the phone] Sorry. My daughters. You got kids? Oh. What grade are you in?