Phil: [on the phone] Just a second, Derek. [to the girls] What is the problem?
Haley: Alex read my journal.
Alex: I did not! Why would I even want to read your stupid journal?
Haley: Because it contains the details of a life, and you don't have one!
Alex: Oh!
Phil: Alex, don't read Haley's journal. [on the phone] Sorry. My daughters. You got kids? Oh. What grade are you in?