Quote from Phil in Run For Your Wife
Claire: Haley just got her learner's permit. We've been taking turns driving with her. [cut to:] Phil: One of the really standard rules of the road is we want to keep a safe distance between us and the car in front of it. And that is not safe right there. Not safe. [cut] Claire: All right. Okay, merge. Merge. Merge! Merge, merge, merge, merge, merge! Haley: Stop it! You're freaking me out! [cut] Phil: This navigation system's all messed up. It thinks we're in a park. Oh, my god, it is a park! Away from the kids! Aim for the lake! [back] Claire: Makes you realize we're all just hanging by a thread.