Haley: Can you shut the door, please?
Claire: Actually, we're just go ahead and leave that open.
Haley: Why?
Claire: Because I have, uh, seen this little show before: Lying on the bed with a tall senior. One minute you're just friends, watching Falcon Crest, and the next you're lying underneath the air-hockey table with your bra in your pocket!
Haley: Mom!