Claire: No one is going anywhere. Listen, you know what? We can salvage this Thanksgiving. Phil, you get the salad started. Luke, anything you don't need dental records to identify, save. Alex, that guy was an idiot. Pick better boyfriends.
Haley: I'm sorry, Mom. I so wanted to do this for you.
Claire: Oh, honey, no. You gave me the best gift ever. I'm bossing people around again!