Phil: Is this your ring?
Haley: It is! [laughs]
Phil: Is this your sock?
Luke: It is.
Phil: Is this... your card?
Dylan: I don't remember!
Phil: Now everything is where it belongs. Except for this candle, which obviously belongs... on the piano!
Claire: Oh, my God!
Haley: What?!
Phil: You're right. It's like I want to fail!
Haley: Dad, stop being crazy. Your act is great!
Phil: It's a flat finish, which means it's a flat act. It's obviously two candles. I put the second one over there while I was distracting you by throwing a card into that stupid grape.