Quote from Phil in Perfect Pairs
Phil: Is this your ring? Haley: It is! [laughs] Phil: Is this your sock? Luke: It is. Phil: Is this... your card? Dylan: I don't remember! Phil: Now everything is where it belongs. Except for this candle, which obviously belongs... on the piano! Claire: Oh, my God! Haley: What?! Phil: You're right. It's like I want to fail! Haley: Dad, stop being crazy. Your act is great! Phil: It's a flat finish, which means it's a flat act. It's obviously two candles. I put the second one over there while I was distracting you by throwing a card into that stupid grape.