Jay: You wanted to talk to me?
Phil: Yeah. Um... It's been bothering me the last few days that since they were gonna elope, Dylan never came to me and asked for Haley's hand in marriage.
Jay: Yeah.
Phil: Well, then it occurred to me that, since Claire and I eloped, I never officially asked you for her hand in marriage. So, uh...
Jay: So ask me.
Phil: Okay. Jay, I love your daughter very much, and I would like your...
Jay: Nope.
Phil: That's very funny. Um... But seriously, I would very much like your blessing.
Jay: Sorry. I've got several concerns. I'm not on board.
Phil: You realize this is just a-a formality. We've been married for almost years.
Jay: And the entire time, without my blessing.
Phil: Okay, how many dog beds is this gonna cost me?
Jay: Five.
Phil: Three.
Jay: Four.
Phil: Done.
Jay: Blessed!