Jay Quote #1445
Quote from Jay in Can't Elope
Jay: You wanted to talk to me?
Phil: Yeah. Um... It's been bothering me the last few days that since they were gonna elope, Dylan never came to me and asked for Haley's hand in marriage.
Jay: Yeah.
Phil: Well, then it occurred to me that, since Claire and I eloped, I never officially asked you for her hand in marriage. So, uh...
Jay: So ask me.
Phil: Okay. Jay, I love your daughter very much, and I would like your...
Jay: Nope.
Phil: That's very funny. Um... But seriously, I would very much like your blessing.
Jay: Sorry. I've got several concerns. I'm not on board.
Phil: You realize this is just a-a formality. We've been married for almost years.
Jay: And the entire time, without my blessing.
Phil: Okay, how many dog beds is this gonna cost me?
Jay: Five.
Phil: Three.
Jay: Four.
Phil: Done.
Jay: Blessed!
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‘Can't Elope’ Quotes
Quote from Manny
Manny: Uh, whoever's officiating, if you can carve out some time for a poem I've written. It's sort of a "Beowulf" meets "You've Got Mail."
Quote from Haley
Haley: Mnh! How can my babies be early?! I've never been early to anything! Maybe they're not mine!
Dylan: I've always been faithful to you!
Quote from Haley
Haley: Um... that was weird.
Dylan: Those little people with the full-size baby?
Haley: No, when the doctor called you my husband.
Dylan: Well, people are gonna assume...
Gloria: No, it... It was weird because I liked it.
Dylan: Seriously? Because I proposed, like, six times.
Haley: I know. I just... It seemed so old-fashioned at the time, but when I thought that the babies were coming, I-I...
Dylan: Are you saying what I think you're saying?
Haley: I'm gonna need a little help here. Okay. Okay, we're good. Dylan Stardust Marshall, will you... Oh! Going over. Okay. Okay. I'm fine. I'm fine. It's okay. Will you marry me?
Dylan: Oh, my God. This is exactly how I imagined it.