Phil: Paige Stevens.
Paige: Present.
Phil: Oh, we already did that part, and you nailed it. I read your essay last night. Whom did you study privately with?
Paige: I'm sorry?
Phil: Come, now, Paige. Your insight, your grasp of the vernacular. W-Was it Freemont? Or perhaps one of the Europeans? [German accent] Scharfenbrugen?
Paige: No.
Phil: [normal voice] Oh, of course not. He lives as a recluse. He hasn't taken students in years. iInhales deeply] I'm simply saying that your raw instincts may be the best thing to happen to real estate since the allowing of split commissions in 1994.
Serge: Didn't you tell us it was...
Phil: Can we for one moment have a break from the Serge show?! Just promise me that in a few short years when you become the next Fred Dunham, that you'll come visit us?