Phil: Excuse me, Gloria. Apparently, I don't know how to keep a kitchen clean.
Gloria: What is that?
Phil: Oh, it's just a little hush-up gift from my powerful wife who thinks she can take me for granted. And I'll just hover after her like a little puppy dog.
Gloria: You have to stop putting up with it. They don't mean to ignore you, but it will only get worse. One time when I had just married Jay, I spent a whole day cooking his favorite dinner.
Phil: Beef Wellington and a baked potato with all the fixin's?
Gloria: Yes. And then when he got home, he barely noticed what I had made. So I took the emerald pendant that he had bought me for the three past dinners that he had missed and I threw it at his head. I told him I don't need fancy things. I need the respect.
Phil: Isn't that an emerald pendant?
Gloria: It made its way back to me. But the point is that you have to make a statement. You have to give back the hoverboard.