Cameron: Okay, everyone, look sharp, please! The press is here! As I was saying, Maureen, I was really at an advantage having seen the Broadway production. I was able to learn from their mistakes. For example, in my production, the phantom appears in the first scene, because after all, it's not called "Christine and Raoul of the opera."
Maureen: I have two sources telling me your lead is home with chicken pox.
Cameron: Uh, mono.
Maureen: Make that three sources.
Cameron: Oh, damn, you're good. Um, permission to speak off the record?
Maureen: Denied.
Cameron: Okay, fine. Well, then see for yourself in just a moment. Tonight a star will be born.
Manny: Cam?
Cameron: Not now, Manny. I'm birthing something. Sometimes in the theater, the real drama happens before the curtain rises. Observe. Luke Dunphy, how would you like to play the starring role in Cameron Tucker's Andrew Lloyd Webber's "Phantom of the Opera"?