Cameron Quote #533
Quote from Cameron in A Slight at the Opera
Cameron: Okay, everyone, look sharp, please! The press is here! As I was saying, Maureen, I was really at an advantage having seen the Broadway production. I was able to learn from their mistakes. For example, in my production, the phantom appears in the first scene, because after all, it's not called "Christine and Raoul of the opera."
Maureen: I have two sources telling me your lead is home with chicken pox.
Cameron: Uh, mono.
Maureen: Make that three sources.
Cameron: Oh, damn, you're good. Um, permission to speak off the record?
Maureen: Denied.
Cameron: Okay, fine. Well, then see for yourself in just a moment. Tonight a star will be born.
Manny: Cam?
Cameron: Not now, Manny. I'm birthing something. Sometimes in the theater, the real drama happens before the curtain rises. Observe. Luke Dunphy, how would you like to play the starring role in Cameron Tucker's Andrew Lloyd Webber's "Phantom of the Opera"?
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Phil: I keep pulling it to the left. Are we sure the house is level?
Claire: Are you not the least bit sorry? I could have broken a toe.
Phil: Honey, I'm sorry for dozens of things every day that actually happen. If I start apologizing for things that don't happen, how productive of a person would I be?
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Alex: Okay, come on. That one had to be on purpose.
Quote from Pepper
Pepper: Don't listen to him. He's "Cat's in the Cradling" you.
Mitchell: What?
Pepper: He's playing on your emotions so you lose your edge. I do it to my son all the time.
Jay: Did he say "son"?
Pepper: Yes. He's a Navy S.E.A.L. Oh, I've said too much.
Phil: What's "Cats in the cradle"?
Pepper: You know, that song about the dad who misses all the important moments in his kid's life? Stay strong, just like Kyle did in Yemen. Oh, my God, I'm a sieve.