Quote from Sonia in Fulgencio
Jay: I'd like to tell you the story of how I came to meet my incredible wife, because up until the birth of this child, it's the best thing that ever happened to me. Claire: Mm, that feels good huh? Jay: So it's morning. My car's getting waxed. I hop in the diner. I hear this adorable accent. I turn. I see this pretty girl talking to her friend. I send over a piece of pie. Phil: All class. Claire: Mm-hmm. Jay: Couple of minutes later, who comes over to thank me but Gloria, the most beautiful woman I've ever seen. Phil: Amen. Jay: She sits down, we start talking, and we haven't stopped talking since. But here's the crazy part. I didn't send the pie to Gloria. Her back was to me. I sent it to her friend, who went to the bathroom and missed it. And that person is here today, Gloria's sister Sonia. Phil: Isn't it funny how a simple twist of fate can change the whole- Sonia: You stole my life! [attacking Gloria]