Mitchell: All right, take a whiff. Make sure you like it, 'cause that's what our couch is gonna smell like.
Cameron: Okay, hi. Yes, we're gonna take this one.
Cat Lady: Oh, I'm gonna need you to slow down a bit. There's a process we need to go through to see if you're a suitable cat guardian.
Cameron: Oh, really? Because I thought the process was, I say, "We'll take this one." And then you say, "Thank God because we have too many cats."
Cat Lady: No. We need to ensure these cats are going to good homes. That's why we need you to fill out this form, and then there'll be a site visit.
Mitchell: Okay, um, we've just been through a very frustrating year trying to adopt a baby, so you'll forgive us if we're not really in the mood to jump through too many hoops for a cat.
Cat Lady: Oh. Why wouldn't they give you a baby?
Cameron: It's complicated.
Cat Lady: So are cats.
Mitchell: Are they? 'cause that one over there has been licking itself ever since we got here.