Mitchell Quote #323
Quote from Mitchell in Bringing Up Baby
Mitchell: All right, take a whiff. Make sure you like it, 'cause that's what our couch is gonna smell like.
Cameron: Okay, hi. Yes, we're gonna take this one.
Cat Lady: Oh, I'm gonna need you to slow down a bit. There's a process we need to go through to see if you're a suitable cat guardian.
Cameron: Oh, really? Because I thought the process was, I say, "We'll take this one." And then you say, "Thank God because we have too many cats."
Cat Lady: No. We need to ensure these cats are going to good homes. That's why we need you to fill out this form, and then there'll be a site visit.
Mitchell: Okay, um, we've just been through a very frustrating year trying to adopt a baby, so you'll forgive us if we're not really in the mood to jump through too many hoops for a cat.
Cat Lady: Oh. Why wouldn't they give you a baby?
Cameron: It's complicated.
Cat Lady: So are cats.
Mitchell: Are they? 'cause that one over there has been licking itself ever since we got here.
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‘Bringing Up Baby’ Quotes
Quote from Jay
Cameron: It's a French Canadian delicacy called poutine.
Jay: Mm. Well, it looks like vomit, so I'm not pou-ting it in my mouth.
Quote from Manny
Gloria: Manny, I can take care of a baby. I took care of you.
Manny: Please. I was an anomaly. I self-potty trained.
[aside to camera:]
Manny: I just did not get the appeal of intentionally soiling one's pants. That said, I will admit to missing the kisses on my tummy.
Quote from Cameron
Cameron: [aside to camera] The giant stuffed elephant was a gift from our good friend Pepper.
Mitchell: Gay guys having kids is, it's relatively new, so our community has not yet learned how to modulate baby gifts.
Cameron: When Steven and Stefan had little Rocco, our friend Longinus sent over the whole cast of "Yo Gabba Gabba".
Mitchell: Now Rocco cries whenever he sees bright colors.
Cameron: I'm not allowed over there.