Quote from Claire in Pilot
Claire: What did I tell you what happened if you got him a gun? Deal with this! Phil: Buddy, uncool. Claire: That's it? No, no, no, no, no. The agreement was that if he shoots someone you shoot him. Phil: We were serious about that? Claire: Yes, we were and now you have to follow through. Luke: I'm so sorry! Claire: Liar. Go! Phil: He's got a birthday party. Alex: What's more important here, dad? Claire: You can shoot him afterwards, he'll be home at two. Phil: I can't shoot him at two, showing our house at two. Alex: What about three? Claire: No, he's at a soccer game at three, and then- Oh, we gotta leave for that dinner thing in five. Phil: Yeah, I guess that works for me. Claire: [writing] Shoot Luke. Phil: Sorry dude, it's on the calendar.