Reese Quote #402

Quote from Reese in Malcolm Visits College

Christie: ...and my parents they just drive me crazy. I just need to ditch reality and escape sometimes. You know what I mean?
Reese: Look, Christie, here's the thing. When I first met you, I was just messing around, but we've gotten so close that now... I really like you. I can't keep this up anymore.
Christie: What do you mean?
Reese: I'm not the person you think I am. I've been pretending since the day I met you. It's so hard having to constantly cover my tracks to keep my story straight, and I don't want to anymore. I'm tired of living this lie.
Christie: Reese, I think I know your secret.
Reese: No, actually, you don't, but it doesn't matter 'cause I'm done with it. I'm sorry. [exits]
Christie: [into covert microphone] Did you get all that? Yeah, it looks like he's going straight. So if we're going to bust this kid, we better do it now.

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 ‘Malcolm Visits College’ Quotes

Quote from Reese

Reese: Wait a second. You guys are talking about college for Malcolm and not me? I'm a year older than he is. Why aren't you taking me to look at colleges?
Hal: [stammers] Well, son...
Reese: [laughs] I'm just screwing with you. Relax.

Quote from Malcolm

Malcolm: [to camera] I have my first college visit coming up. I get to stay overnight in a dorm, tour the campus and spend 18 hours pretending my family doesn't exist. I actually skipped all the way to school today. I probably should've stopped once I passed the football field, but who cares? My body may have been stuffed in a trash can, but my mind was taking a shower with a college chick.

Quote from Reese

Reese: Come on, there's tons of reasons to go out with a guy like me. To make your dad mad, or your boyfriend jealous. Maybe you just hate yourself, or have a sick curiosity. I don't know! I can't do all the work for you! [to Malcolm] I thought I at least I had a chance with the fat ride.
Malcolm: Did you actually call her that?
Reese: Hey, I didn't make her fat.