Ida Quote #92
Quote from Ida in Baby: Part 2
Ida: I'm sure the paramedics will come get you very soon, and before they do, there's something I want you to know. Your father had a second family.
Lois: What?!
Ida: This slutty cocktail waitress in Manitoba. She was nothing but a pig, and the children that came out of her...
Lois: Why are you telling me this now?
Ida: In case you die, I don't want you thinking of him as a decent man. But don't tell your sister. Let her stew in her own ignorance. I only tell this to my favorite.
Malcolm in the Middle Quotes
‘Baby: Part 2’ Quotes
Quote from Reese
Fran: When your milk duct is blocked, it's called mastitis. It's important that you let your baby suck the obstruction out of the breast, and don't be alarmed if the baby then vomits up a cottage cheese-type substance. Now, join me over here...
Dewey: Like I needed another reason to hate cottage cheese.
Reese: I've been kind of zoning in and out here, but did she just say milk comes out of those things?
Malcolm: Reese, that's what they're for.
Reese: My God! Women are the cows of people!
Quote from Dewey
Reese: We are the worst kids in the world. Mom was right.
Dewey: We really are evil little trolls who have absolutely no consideration for anything but ourselves, and destroy everything we come in contact with, and we're lucky if we don't end up in prison or dead.
Quote from Craig
Craig: Knock, knock. Lois, I need to borrow a coat hanger. I dropped my sandwich underneath my car seat. [Lois groans] What's going on here?
Piama: Lois is in labor, and Hal's not here. [Lois whimpers]
Craig: I have dreamed of this moment! Here's what we're going to do. I'm going to carry you in my arms to my van. I have one of the three original sirens from Starsky and Hutch. I can make that trip in seven minutes flat.
Steve: You're talking crazy! There were only two sirens used in that entire series, and they're both in the Smithsonian.
Craig: Au contraire. There were four sirens.