Craig Quote #82
Quote from Craig in Future Malcolm
Malcolm: [to camera] Craig's been yammering nonstop for almost an hour. He even made Leonard follow him into the bathroom, but Leonard's tough.
Craig: Now, let's talk about respect. Not self-respect but respect for one's superiors. Now I remember a time... [throws orange at Leonard] Think quick! [chuckles] That's just a little management test I came up with to see whether you're the type of person who confronts problems head-on or avoids them. Which one were you?
Leonard: [quietly] Both.
Craig: Good. [Leonard follows Craig's signal to pick up the orange] And I see that you have no spine. Welcome aboard. Come back in an hour, and we'll get you a trainee vest and a name tag.
Malcolm in the Middle Quotes
‘Future Malcolm’ Quotes
Quote from Otto
Otto: Francis, you have inspired me to new heights. See how I have captured the confident power of your torso, the sheer arrogance of your ass.
Quote from Malcolm
[Reese is eating a jalapeno pepper as Malcolm reads the Guinness Book of World Records]
Reese: [groans] How many more for the record?
Malcolm: Two more tubs should do it. [to camera] There really isn't a category for eating jalapenos, but I think he's probably suffered enough. I'm going to tell him in a minute.
[cut to Malcolm dumping another bag of ice in Reese's bath:]
Reese: [whimpers]
Malcolm: [to camera] I'm so close to telling him, honest.
[cut to Reese running into a wall:]
Reese: [yells] Ninty-seven.
Malcolm: [to camera] Really, I'm going to tell him.
Reese: [yells]
Quote from Malcolm
Malcolm: Anything I want to do, they don't understand. And if they do understand, they just make fun of it. But why should I expect them to be any different than the rest of the world? Let's face it, everyone on this planet is a brain-dead, butt-scratching half-wit.
Stevie: Bite... us.