Hal Quote #442
Quote from Hal in Future Malcolm
Hal: Bran cereal? Why are you eating that stuff? You said it tastes like kitty litter.
Lois: I'm eating it because I have to stop gaining weight. I've turned into a gigantic, fat cow.
Hal: Oh, you have not.
Lois: Even the doctor said so.
[Hal gets a carton of whipping cream out of the refrigerator]
Hal: Oh, that's ridiculous. You're eating for two now. What kind of doctor doesn't know that?
Lois: Hal, he's right. I'm huge! And I don't understand how it's happening.
Hal: Well, I think you're beautiful no matter what.
[As Hal hugs Lois, he pours the whipping cream onto Lois's cereal]
Lois: Oh, thank you, honey. You're so sweet.
Malcolm in the Middle Quotes
‘Future Malcolm’ Quotes
Quote from Otto
Otto: Francis, you have inspired me to new heights. See how I have captured the confident power of your torso, the sheer arrogance of your ass.
Quote from Malcolm
[Reese is eating a jalapeno pepper as Malcolm reads the Guinness Book of World Records]
Reese: [groans] How many more for the record?
Malcolm: Two more tubs should do it. [to camera] There really isn't a category for eating jalapenos, but I think he's probably suffered enough. I'm going to tell him in a minute.
[cut to Malcolm dumping another bag of ice in Reese's bath:]
Reese: [whimpers]
Malcolm: [to camera] I'm so close to telling him, honest.
[cut to Reese running into a wall:]
Reese: [yells] Ninty-seven.
Malcolm: [to camera] Really, I'm going to tell him.
Reese: [yells]
Quote from Malcolm
Malcolm: Anything I want to do, they don't understand. And if they do understand, they just make fun of it. But why should I expect them to be any different than the rest of the world? Let's face it, everyone on this planet is a brain-dead, butt-scratching half-wit.
Stevie: Bite... us.