Francis Quote #268
Quote from Francis in Future Malcolm
Francis: Where you going?
Piama: I told you, I'm posing in Otto's art class tonight.
Francis: Posing? As in naked?
Piama: Yes. We had this conversation.
Francis: No, we haven't. I remember conversations with the word "naked" in them. You can't strip in front of Otto.
Piama: I'm not spinning my tassels on a runway, Francis. I'm modeling at an art class. It's a job. They pay $250.
Otto: Piama, I want to make sure I have the right pastels. What color are your nipples?
Piama: It's all very tasteful, which is beside the point, because, guess what, it's my body, so you can't tell me what to do with it. If you're not mature enough to handle this, then that's your problem.
Francis: $250?!
[cut to Francis posing naked in Otto's art class:]
Otto: Everything I knew about beauty was a lie.
Malcolm in the Middle Quotes
‘Future Malcolm’ Quotes
Quote from Otto
Otto: Francis, you have inspired me to new heights. See how I have captured the confident power of your torso, the sheer arrogance of your ass.
Quote from Malcolm
[Reese is eating a jalapeno pepper as Malcolm reads the Guinness Book of World Records]
Reese: [groans] How many more for the record?
Malcolm: Two more tubs should do it. [to camera] There really isn't a category for eating jalapenos, but I think he's probably suffered enough. I'm going to tell him in a minute.
[cut to Malcolm dumping another bag of ice in Reese's bath:]
Reese: [whimpers]
Malcolm: [to camera] I'm so close to telling him, honest.
[cut to Reese running into a wall:]
Reese: [yells] Ninty-seven.
Malcolm: [to camera] Really, I'm going to tell him.
Reese: [yells]
Quote from Malcolm
Malcolm: Anything I want to do, they don't understand. And if they do understand, they just make fun of it. But why should I expect them to be any different than the rest of the world? Let's face it, everyone on this planet is a brain-dead, butt-scratching half-wit.
Stevie: Bite... us.