Reese Quote #191
Quote from Reese in Reese's Job
Reese: But I swear to God, I didn't take the money!
Richie: Well, look, we still have a few hours. Maybe we can figure-
Greta: [enters] Richie, I got us the DVD player but we need to steal another 600 if you want the surround... sound.
Richie: You may wanna hang on to that receipt.
Reese: I can't believe you lied! We're calling the cops.
Richie: Hey, hey, hey. Maybe we could figure out some sort of deal? Whatever you guys want, it's yours.
Reese: We get to use your place for a party any time we want.
Malcolm: Yeah, and we get free burgers for life.
Reese: And I get to make out with your girlfriend.
Greta: Forget it!
Reese: Alright, the bean bag chair.
Malcolm in the Middle Quotes
‘Reese's Job’ Quotes
Quote from Craig
Craig: Excuse me. Can I get some help here?
Reese: Hi, Craig.
Craig: So... I overheard your mom talking on the phone and it's true. You've got a job. I applied here once. Didn't get it. It's all politics.
Reese: I guess. So whaddya want?
Craig: I want you to listen carefully. My blood sugar's dangerously low so I don't wanna any burn up calories repeating myself. I want the jumbo clown burger with the big top fries, no pickles, a slice of onion, make sure its center-cut, and extra tomatoes. Now, let's do the patty well on one side, and medium on the other. And make sure they open a fresh package for my bun. If it's stale, I bail. [chuckles] Seriously.
Reese: That comes to $5.45 and you get free refills on the soda.
Craig: Heard that one before. Turns out it's just for today.
Quote from Reese
Lois: Reese, you wanna drive you get your license, you have to pay for your own insurance!
Reese: Yeah, but if everyone else is insured then why do I need to? They've got it covered.
Hal: Son, it's not as simple as that. You see...
Quote from Hal
Hal: [to himself in the mirror] Where did you come from, flubber? "Hello, Hal." [sings] I'm so full of bacon, my body's meant for shakin' [makes drum beat noises] And when I start to wiggle, my nipples, they will jiggle [makes whooping noises]
Lois: [in the bath] Once again I have to be embarrassed for the both of us.
Hal: Yep!