Reese Quote #165
Quote from Reese in Malcolm's Girlfriend
Malcolm: You would not!
Reese: I would, too!
Malcolm: No clothes, go across the street and ring Mrs. Conlan's door bell.
Reese: Yeah, I would do it but you don't have ten bucks.
Malcolm: Dewey.
Dewey: [holds note] Ah-ah! No underwear, no clothes at all.
Reese: Of course. [picks up a frying pan set]
Malcolm: What are you doing?
Reese: You said no clothes. I'll be right back, losers.
[Reese runs out of the house naked, with the frying pan set covering his parts]
Dewey: Never thought he'd do it.
Malcolm: I guess he outsmarted us. You opened her gate, right?
Dewey: Of course. [dog barks]
Reese: [o.s.] Good dog. Good dog. Go away. [crashing] Somebody help! Argh!
Malcolm in the Middle Quotes
‘Malcolm's Girlfriend’ Quotes
Quote from Hal
Lois: This is all your fault, Hal. You're the one who bought him that acne medicine.
Hal: I thought we were safe. I mean, he's still goofy-looking. His head is, like, five times too big for his body.
Lois: We shouldn't have to worry about this with Malcolm. He's gifted. He's in genius classes. Girls aren't supposed to be interested in him until he's 28 and a billionaire!
Hal: Certain things are beyond the boy's control, Lois. It's his genetics. Girls, they just swoon. Sorry, what am I telling your for? You battle with it every day. There's nothing we can do.
Quote from Reese
Reese: That was pathetic!
Malcolm: You were watching us?
Reese: Believe me, it's the last time! You know, just because you have a girl doesn't mean you should act like one.
Malcolm: I don't know what's wrong with her! She's driving me crazy! I freak out 20 times a day!
Reese: Dude, you think about everything too much. You've just got to calm down. Turn off your brain.
Malcolm: It's not that easy.
Reese: Sure it is. I do it all the time. Watch.
Malcolm: You can't just turn off your- [Reese stares blankly ahead] Reese! Reese!
Reese: Whoa! How long was I out?
Quote from Malcolm
Malcolm: [to camera] Just once I'd like to learn a lesson without something exploding.