Lois Quote #205
Quote from Lois in Evacuation
Lois: Malcolm. No visitors. Malcolm's grounded. You shouldn't be talking to him. [shouts] Everyone, this is my son. He's being punished. No one should talk to him.
Malcolm: Mom, for God's sakes, they just came over to say hi.
[Lois looks at Dabney]
Dabney: I took the key to the girls' locker room.
Lloyd: Please, don't tell our mothers.
Dabney: I'm so ashamed.
Lois: What?
Malcolm: You did that just to humiliate me.
Lois: Is that what you think?
Malcolm: Yes. It was completely unjustified. And I want you to know, I am never going to forget this.
Lois: Well, good. It'll be the first time in ten years the punishment's actually stuck.
Malcolm in the Middle Quotes
‘Evacuation’ Quotes
Quote from Reese
Reese: I got to tell you, Malcolm, sometimes I'm so good, it's scary.
Malcolm: What are you doing with toilet paper?
Reese: I got my hands on some canned fruit. I traded those for batteries, the batteries for DVDs. And I swapped those with the janitor for the school's entire supply of toilet paper. Once the specially "seasoned" meat loaf works its magic, I can name my price.
Malcolm: You know, that's not only unbelievably evil but you actually put some thought and effort into it. I'm impressed.
Reese: I don't know what it is. I guess when people are miserable and suffering, it brings out the best in me. Thanks for noticing.
Quote from Hal
Hal: Hey, Dewey, want to go with me to take the old couch to the dump?
Dewey: No, I want to watch cartoons.
Hal: What, are you kidding? We're talking about the city dump. Mountains of smoldering garbage as far as you can see. Swarms of flies that block out the sun.
Dewey: Really?
Hal: Mmm. Last time I was there, I saw a 40-pound seagull carry off a dog in its beak.
Quote from Hal
Hal & Dewey: [sing] When we get to the garbage dump This is what we'll see
Dewey: Five broken toilets
Hal: Four fuzzy cheese wheels
Dewey: Three tons of maggots
Hal: Two gigantic rats
Both: And a stench that will buckle your knees.
Hal: Yahoo!