Lois Quote #207
Quote from Lois in Evacuation
Lois: Are you telling me that I can't discipline my own child?
Soldier: Lady, we got a lot of angry people in there. I think it's best you stay out here with the other troublemakers.
Hal: They'd like us to stay inside the box.
Lois: This is outrageous. We're going to freeze to death out here.
Reese: What did we do?
Hal: Maybe Malcolm can bring us a couple blankets. Come on. [shouts in the window] Malcolm. Can you get us some blankets?
Reese: Help us out here. It's cold out here.
Malcolm: I'm sorry, I'm not supposed to leave my cot.
Lois: Don't think you won't suffer the consequences later, mister.
Malcolm in the Middle Quotes
‘Evacuation’ Quotes
Quote from Reese
Reese: I got to tell you, Malcolm, sometimes I'm so good, it's scary.
Malcolm: What are you doing with toilet paper?
Reese: I got my hands on some canned fruit. I traded those for batteries, the batteries for DVDs. And I swapped those with the janitor for the school's entire supply of toilet paper. Once the specially "seasoned" meat loaf works its magic, I can name my price.
Malcolm: You know, that's not only unbelievably evil but you actually put some thought and effort into it. I'm impressed.
Reese: I don't know what it is. I guess when people are miserable and suffering, it brings out the best in me. Thanks for noticing.
Quote from Hal
Hal: Hey, Dewey, want to go with me to take the old couch to the dump?
Dewey: No, I want to watch cartoons.
Hal: What, are you kidding? We're talking about the city dump. Mountains of smoldering garbage as far as you can see. Swarms of flies that block out the sun.
Dewey: Really?
Hal: Mmm. Last time I was there, I saw a 40-pound seagull carry off a dog in its beak.
Quote from Hal
Hal & Dewey: [sing] When we get to the garbage dump This is what we'll see
Dewey: Five broken toilets
Hal: Four fuzzy cheese wheels
Dewey: Three tons of maggots
Hal: Two gigantic rats
Both: And a stench that will buckle your knees.
Hal: Yahoo!