Stevie Quote #41
Caroline: All right, children, it's time to begin the harvest dance. I'd demonstrate myself, but being in my third trimester, I don't want to risk the placenta separating from my uterine wall. [kids groan] Oh, come on. We studied this. There's nothing dirty about the miracle of life. And we should all be able to discuss this openly.
Lloyd: [o.s.] Who's the father?
Stevie: Does he... work here?
Caroline: All right, you know, I told you we are not playing this game again. All right, everyone, gather their dance props, please. Dabney, don't forget you have a dentist appointment. Okay. Your Holiness, would you start the gay - as in happy - Harvest Procession?
Stevie: Let's... kick it.
Malcolm in the Middle Quotes
‘Therapy’ Quotes
Quote from Reese
Malcolm: What happened? Did you get caught? Where were you?
Reese: Geez. You're always so angry. Maybe you really do need therapy.
Malcolm: What I need is for you not to ruin everything for me. Do you know how much trouble we'll be in if we get caught? With Mom? With the school? With Mom?
Reese: Give me a little credit, psycho. I've been doing my own research. See, I rented Silence of the Lambs, Seven, and The Nutty Professor.
Malcolm: Oh, God. Reese, tell me exactly what you told her.
Reese: Nope. That's confidential. Now, which one do you like more? [holds up masks] Hannibal Lecter or the hockey mask? [When Lois taps on the boys' bedroom door, Ms. Gilbert is standing next to her]
Lois: Malcolm, Reese. What do you have to say for yourselves?
Reese: [deep voice] Don't blame Reese. Blame Davey. [Lois grabs Reese's finger] Ow! Ow, ow. Ow!
Quote from Reese
Reese: You missed a great assembly. I can't believe it. They actually gave us fruit to throw at the Krelboynes. What were they thinking?
Malcolm: Don't you ever get tired of making their lives miserable?
Reese: Nope. Besides, I want them to remember who's boss. When they're living in their mansions with their supermodel wives, they're going to know... the guy cleaning their pool kicked their ass.
Quote from Lois
Lois: Underpants! In a closet! Human underpants! I must not threaten you people enough!