Hal Quote #121
Quote from Hal in Convention
Lois: Gee, I sure hope Barb and Tom can make it this year. They are such a fun couple.
Hal: Well, I'm sure Jack Keneally will be there.
Lois: Oh, honey. Why don't you just say something to him, instead of stewing about it? Well, talking to me isn't going to solve anything, and it's obviously just eating away at you.
Hal: I'm over that.
Lois: No, you are not. It's all you ever talk about whenever we go to this thing. How Keneally stole your idea to improve efficiency by 4% on the R8698. Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. Honey, you're obsessed.
Hal: I am not obsessed. I just hate that smug look that he always gives me. And those beady little eyes. [chuckles] Did I ever tell you the story about how he finagled his parking spot?
Lois: Yeah, about 1,000 times. But it doesn't matter, because I'm sure you're going to tell me again.
Hal: Okay, first he was assigned a space in C Lot, right? But that wasn't good enough for him. Not for Keneally, no!
Malcolm in the Middle Quotes
‘Convention’ Quotes
Quote from Malcolm
Malcolm: So, yesterday, in my gifted class - I'm not bragging that I'm gifted, but that's just what they call the class. We're studying Bovine Spongiform Encephalitis, it's a Mad Cow disease. It started because they were grinding up dead cows to feed them to the other cows. Basically the prions turn their brains into soup, right in their skulls. It's very similar to a disease that afflicted a tribe of cannibals, because they feasted on their victims' brains. [Patty is silent]
Quote from Malcolm
Reese: Hey, is his stick bigger than my stick?
Malcolm: I don't know. They're just sticks.
Reese: Yeah, but why does he get the better stick? I always get the crappy sticks! Why is everything of mine so lame? I never have anything nice! My life sucks!
Malcolm: [to Dewey] Give me that. [snaps Dewey's stick in half]
Dewey: [sobs]
Malcolm: [to camera] Sometimes, things just have a way of working out.
Quote from Reese
Reese: I don't see why we need a babysitter!
Malcolm: Yeah, Dad's convention is only for two days!
Reese: How can you not trust us? [off Lois's look] Well, it's still not fair!
Lois: I trust you to be on your own. The babysitter's not going to be here for two hours. Don't... do... anything.