Dewey Quote #46
Quote from Dewey in Convention
Malcolm: I can't believe she's sleeping in the bed right down the hall. I can't sleep.
Reese: You're not that cute.
Dewey: [screams]
Patty: [enters] What's the matter?
Dewey: I'm scared. I had a nightmare. [sobs]
Patty: Oh, you poor baby. Want to sleep with me? [Dewey nods] Ok, come on. [Dewey smiles at his brothers] All right. [both exit]
Malcolm: I don't believe it! I'm supposed to be the genius and I'm being outsmarted by a kid who can't even tie his own shoes.
Reese: We can't let him get away with this.
Malcolm: We're taking him down.
Malcolm in the Middle Quotes
‘Convention’ Quotes
Quote from Malcolm
Malcolm: So, yesterday, in my gifted class - I'm not bragging that I'm gifted, but that's just what they call the class. We're studying Bovine Spongiform Encephalitis, it's a Mad Cow disease. It started because they were grinding up dead cows to feed them to the other cows. Basically the prions turn their brains into soup, right in their skulls. It's very similar to a disease that afflicted a tribe of cannibals, because they feasted on their victims' brains. [Patty is silent]
Quote from Malcolm
Reese: Hey, is his stick bigger than my stick?
Malcolm: I don't know. They're just sticks.
Reese: Yeah, but why does he get the better stick? I always get the crappy sticks! Why is everything of mine so lame? I never have anything nice! My life sucks!
Malcolm: [to Dewey] Give me that. [snaps Dewey's stick in half]
Dewey: [sobs]
Malcolm: [to camera] Sometimes, things just have a way of working out.
Quote from Reese
Reese: I don't see why we need a babysitter!
Malcolm: Yeah, Dad's convention is only for two days!
Reese: How can you not trust us? [off Lois's look] Well, it's still not fair!
Lois: I trust you to be on your own. The babysitter's not going to be here for two hours. Don't... do... anything.