Otto Quote #41
Quote from Otto in Malcolm Films Reese
Francis: What's all this?
Otto: Did you see the paper! It is wonderful!
Francis: He actually gave us a good review?
Otto: There is no review. They bumped it for a much more interesting story.
Francis: "Crazed local attacks reviewer"?
Piama: But what's with all the flowers?
Otto: They are thank-yous from restaurants and hotels and art galleries. Charles Cutler is the most hated man in the state. And look at these room reservations. Other hotels have sent us their overflow. We are booked solid through May.
Francis: I can't believe this guy. He actually reviewed the hospital.
Otto: Oh, yeah, it sounds terrible. I'm never going there.
Malcolm in the Middle Quotes
‘Malcolm Films Reese’ Quotes
Quote from Mr. Herkabe
Mr. Herkabe: Ah, Malcolm. You have waited very patiently for your term project, and today your patience pays off. Here.
Malcolm: What's this?
Mr. Herkabe: You are holding a video surveillance camera. The lens is in the logo, and the video is transmitted via wireless signal to this digital tape recorder.
Malcolm: What am I supposed to do with it?
Mr. Herkabe: You are going to secretly conduct an in-depth case study of a deviant mind, the most deviant mind that we have at our disposal. A mind incapable of differentiating between right and wrong, a diseased...
Malcolm: You're talking about my brother.
Mr. Herkabe: Yes.
Malcolm: And you want me to secretly videotape him?
Mr. Herkabe: Around you, he'll relax, let his guard down, begin to talk about himself. These disciplinary files reveal nothing of the real Reese.
Malcolm: What you're asking me to do is creepy on about a hundred different levels.
Mr. Herkabe: You have one week.
Quote from Mr. Herkabe
Malcolm: Hey! You made me look like a total jerk! You tricked me!
Mr. Herkabe: Tricked you? Oh, how could I, a humble school administrator making low five figures, be any match for the great and powerful Malcolm? Never underestimate your adversary! You may consider yourself my moral and intellectual superior, but this has clearly proven you are neither. We played the game and I won. [engine splutters]
Quote from Reese
Malcolm: So, uh, how are you?
Reese: Huh?
Malcolm: I'm just curious how... you're... feeling.
Reese: How the hell should I know?
Malcolm: Well, are you happy? Are you sad? Like, when you laugh, you're feeling that something's funny.
Reese: Like when I tripped Arthur Hall and his retainer went flying out of his mouth into a pile of dog crap? That was awesome.
Malcolm: So you think it's funny when other people get hurt?
Reese: I think it's funny when you shut up.
Malcolm: Okay. Okay.
Reese: Hey, they laugh at me.
Malcolm: People laugh at you?
Reese: Yeah, people laugh at me. But not for long.
Malcolm: So, what you're saying is, when people laugh at you, it hurts, and then you want to make them hurt, too?
Reese: No. What I'm saying is, if you want to talk like a girl, go find a girl. And take this with you. [punches Malcolm to the ground] See? It is funny.