Dewey Quote #183
Quote from Dewey in Future Malcolm
Lois: [answers phone] Hello.
Dewey: [on payphone] Hi, Mom. Tell the baby I got the stupid pail of sand, but now the buses have stopped running so I can't get home.
Lois: Dewey?! Where are you?!
Dewey: I don't know exactly. Somewhere down by the pier.
Lois: You're at the pier?!
Hal: Where?
Lois: Dewey, listen to me. You stay right where you are. We're coming to get you right now.
Dewey: Okay, but bring another pair of socks. I stepped in fish guts. Ew.
Malcolm in the Middle Quotes
‘Future Malcolm’ Quotes
Quote from Otto
Otto: Francis, you have inspired me to new heights. See how I have captured the confident power of your torso, the sheer arrogance of your ass.
Quote from Malcolm
[Reese is eating a jalapeno pepper as Malcolm reads the Guinness Book of World Records]
Reese: [groans] How many more for the record?
Malcolm: Two more tubs should do it. [to camera] There really isn't a category for eating jalapenos, but I think he's probably suffered enough. I'm going to tell him in a minute.
[cut to Malcolm dumping another bag of ice in Reese's bath:]
Reese: [whimpers]
Malcolm: [to camera] I'm so close to telling him, honest.
[cut to Reese running into a wall:]
Reese: [yells] Ninty-seven.
Malcolm: [to camera] Really, I'm going to tell him.
Reese: [yells]
Quote from Malcolm
Malcolm: Anything I want to do, they don't understand. And if they do understand, they just make fun of it. But why should I expect them to be any different than the rest of the world? Let's face it, everyone on this planet is a brain-dead, butt-scratching half-wit.
Stevie: Bite... us.