Craig Quote #65
Quote from Craig in Forwards Backwards
Craig: What cereal box did you shake this out of, Dean?
Dean: It's the first print. It's totally collectable.
Craig: Oh. Should we check the Overstreet? Wait, we don't have to. 1997, first and only printing, 50,000 returns all in circulation. I'd keep this in my bathroom, but not for reading. This isn't a comic book store. It's a novelty shop!
Dean: Oh, really? Well, I'd like to see the novelty shop that carries an original Spider-Man number 14 with the first appearance of the Green Goblin.
Craig: You're kidding.
Dean: If you changed to a more respectful tone, I just might let-
[Craig throws his cup of soda at the comic book]
Ronald: What are you doing?!
Craig: Fear not. It's the 1993 reprint. If it had been an original, he would have thrown himself in front of it.
Ronald: Dude, you told me that was real.
Craig: Now... let's talk business.
Malcolm in the Middle Quotes
‘Forwards Backwards’ Quotes
Quote from Dewey
Lois: Okay, hold still.
Dewey: I don't think I want to be in this play. Now, I've been doing some reading, and this Lincoln person wasn't such a great guy. Did you know that the Emancipation Proclamation wasn't about slavery at all? It was strictly a political move.
Lois: Honey, you're just nervous 'cause you've never had a part with lines before. Or where you move.
Dewey: For the love of God! He suspended the writ of habeas corpus in Maryland!
Quote from Craig
Craig: Isn't this interesting? Once more, I'm the only person that can help you. I'm your best friend when you need someone to pick up your mail or sit on a suitcase, but when it's time for a barbecue, I have to watch from the car. I got to tell you, Hal, this beer is tasting mighty bitter. [drinks] I'll take another.
Hal: Are you going to help me or not?
Craig: I will help you. But one day - and that day may never come - I will ask you to perform a service for me. Actually, it'll be tomorrow. I'll be here about 10:00, and if it's nice, wear a bathing suit.
Quote from Craig
Hal: All right, two scoops, fudge ripple. Now are we going to the comic book store?
Craig: [imitates Yoda] Patience, Luke. You are reckless.
Hal: We've gone to the beach, we've gone to the movies. I won you an animal at the church bazaar. We've gone out for coffee, lunch, Slushees, pie.
Craig: [normal voice] I can't negotiate unless I'm firing on all cylinders.
Hal: Just how many cylinders do you have?
Craig: Pull over.
Hal: No, you're right. I'm sorry. That was uncalled for.
Craig: Pull over.
Hal: Craig, I am not pulling over.
Craig: Just let me out of the car.
Hal: Craig, I am not stopping this car. [Craig blows a whistle] All right, all right! Calm down.
Craig: You are going to have to learn how to get along without Craig Feldspar. My ducky. [toy squeaks]