Francis Quote #147
Quote from Francis in Evacuation
Francis: And then Dave told me they were just studying. But they were totally having a pizza party.
Girl: You're kidding?
Francis: They came to my room and asked for napkins. It's not like I could tell them how hurt I was, 'cause you constantly got to keep up this front of being the tough guy. They have no idea who I really am. If they knew I kept a dream journal...
Girl: You do? I think that's so cool.
[Behind Francis, Dewey is interviewed on TV news with the caption "Toxic Orphan"]
Francis: Really? I do, too. I'll tell you one thing, if those guys ever got a hold of that, I'd never hear the end of it.
Girl: So? You don't have to care what they think. I don't.
Francis: Well, what about your sister?
Girl: She's an idiot.
Francis: Hey, good for you.
Girl: Anyway, people around here are freaks. Some nights, I lock myself in my room and spin my globe. And wherever I point my finger, I just pretend that's where I really live.
Francis: I do that, too.
Girl: Really?
Malcolm in the Middle Quotes
‘Evacuation’ Quotes
Quote from Reese
Reese: I got to tell you, Malcolm, sometimes I'm so good, it's scary.
Malcolm: What are you doing with toilet paper?
Reese: I got my hands on some canned fruit. I traded those for batteries, the batteries for DVDs. And I swapped those with the janitor for the school's entire supply of toilet paper. Once the specially "seasoned" meat loaf works its magic, I can name my price.
Malcolm: You know, that's not only unbelievably evil but you actually put some thought and effort into it. I'm impressed.
Reese: I don't know what it is. I guess when people are miserable and suffering, it brings out the best in me. Thanks for noticing.
Quote from Hal
Hal: Hey, Dewey, want to go with me to take the old couch to the dump?
Dewey: No, I want to watch cartoons.
Hal: What, are you kidding? We're talking about the city dump. Mountains of smoldering garbage as far as you can see. Swarms of flies that block out the sun.
Dewey: Really?
Hal: Mmm. Last time I was there, I saw a 40-pound seagull carry off a dog in its beak.
Quote from Hal
Hal & Dewey: [sing] When we get to the garbage dump This is what we'll see
Dewey: Five broken toilets
Hal: Four fuzzy cheese wheels
Dewey: Three tons of maggots
Hal: Two gigantic rats
Both: And a stench that will buckle your knees.
Hal: Yahoo!