Malcolm Quote #238
Quote from Malcolm in Evacuation
Malcolm: Give me my shoe.
Boy: It's right here. Come and get it.
[Malcolm struggles to reach the shoe without leaving his cot]
Boy: What's the matter? Was somebody a bad boy? [girls laugh] Does the bad boy want his shoe back?
Lois: Malcolm! Get back on the cot.
Malcolm: This kid's got my shoe.
Lois: Get back on the cot. I'll take care of this.
Boy: Is Mommy going to take care of it for you?
Malcolm in the Middle Quotes
‘Evacuation’ Quotes
Quote from Reese
Reese: I got to tell you, Malcolm, sometimes I'm so good, it's scary.
Malcolm: What are you doing with toilet paper?
Reese: I got my hands on some canned fruit. I traded those for batteries, the batteries for DVDs. And I swapped those with the janitor for the school's entire supply of toilet paper. Once the specially "seasoned" meat loaf works its magic, I can name my price.
Malcolm: You know, that's not only unbelievably evil but you actually put some thought and effort into it. I'm impressed.
Reese: I don't know what it is. I guess when people are miserable and suffering, it brings out the best in me. Thanks for noticing.
Quote from Hal
Hal: Hey, Dewey, want to go with me to take the old couch to the dump?
Dewey: No, I want to watch cartoons.
Hal: What, are you kidding? We're talking about the city dump. Mountains of smoldering garbage as far as you can see. Swarms of flies that block out the sun.
Dewey: Really?
Hal: Mmm. Last time I was there, I saw a 40-pound seagull carry off a dog in its beak.
Quote from Hal
Hal & Dewey: [sing] When we get to the garbage dump This is what we'll see
Dewey: Five broken toilets
Hal: Four fuzzy cheese wheels
Dewey: Three tons of maggots
Hal: Two gigantic rats
Both: And a stench that will buckle your knees.
Hal: Yahoo!