Francis Quote #145
Quote from Francis in Evacuation
Francis: All right, that's it. Come on, get your books. We're getting out of here.
Girl: No, I want to eat.
Francis: No, we're going.
Girl: [shouts] I'm not leaving till I eat!
Francis: Would you keep it down, please?
Girl: You were a lot nicer when we were on the Internet.
Francis: Look, you can't pull this crap with me. I have three little brothers. I know every manipulation in the book. So get your butt in gear.
Girl: No, if I go home now, Laura'll get busted. We're supposed to be at the mall.
Francis: What do you care? Let me tell you something about your sister. She doesn't like you at all. She treats you like dirt. [the girl sobs] Well... she does. It's not your fault. I mean, you don't deserve that. No one deserves that. She's the one with the problem. Really, I'm sure you have a lot of nice qualities that people don't even... Waitress! Can we get some service over here?
Waitress: Yes?
Girl: I want the burger plate, extra fries and a chocolate malt.
Malcolm in the Middle Quotes
‘Evacuation’ Quotes
Quote from Reese
Reese: I got to tell you, Malcolm, sometimes I'm so good, it's scary.
Malcolm: What are you doing with toilet paper?
Reese: I got my hands on some canned fruit. I traded those for batteries, the batteries for DVDs. And I swapped those with the janitor for the school's entire supply of toilet paper. Once the specially "seasoned" meat loaf works its magic, I can name my price.
Malcolm: You know, that's not only unbelievably evil but you actually put some thought and effort into it. I'm impressed.
Reese: I don't know what it is. I guess when people are miserable and suffering, it brings out the best in me. Thanks for noticing.
Quote from Hal
Hal: Hey, Dewey, want to go with me to take the old couch to the dump?
Dewey: No, I want to watch cartoons.
Hal: What, are you kidding? We're talking about the city dump. Mountains of smoldering garbage as far as you can see. Swarms of flies that block out the sun.
Dewey: Really?
Hal: Mmm. Last time I was there, I saw a 40-pound seagull carry off a dog in its beak.
Quote from Hal
Hal & Dewey: [sing] When we get to the garbage dump This is what we'll see
Dewey: Five broken toilets
Hal: Four fuzzy cheese wheels
Dewey: Three tons of maggots
Hal: Two gigantic rats
Both: And a stench that will buckle your knees.
Hal: Yahoo!